INTRODUCTION

Hello and welcome to my newest blog!!! In this blog, I will cover all of the steps that I have carefully taken, to avoid becoming famous. While the rest of the world strives to attain major acclaim and success, I on the other hand love my life the way it is and don't want it to be ruined by becoming too well known. I will show you exactly what to do and if you listen to me and follow the steps, I can almost guarantee you won't make it!

STEP 1 - Start Early

STEP 1 - Start Early: It is imperative that you start early or at a young age, in order for this to be totally successful. There are one of two ways that you can insure that you never get famous... Either don't get an education or spend your early life on drugs, both work fine. If you think that you can ever go anywhere in life without an education, then you are a stupid idiot. I was smart and got a great education, graduating at age 16 and spending most of my early years in college. I was doing too well though and was too smart, so I had to do something to insure that I could not get famous, so I chose to get on drugs and threw all my younger years away on dope. What I didn't realize was that my younger years were my sell-able years, the years that record companies would sign me. It never dawned on me that when I got older, I would no longer be a commodity. I really blew it by wasting my entire life, until the year 2000, until I finally quit, but by then the damage was done to my brain and my chance of being a star was long-gone...

STEP 2 - Don't Believe In Yourself

STEP 2 - Don't Believe In Yourself: The next step and almost most important thing you must do, is abandon any hope or belief in yourself and the fact that you are going to make it. Using doubt and fear, you can ruin your own life really easy and no matter how much people are praying for you and your success, it will always be thwarted by your own unbelief. Even if you do start out believing in yourself, there should be enough negative influences in your life with either friends and/or family telling you that you are deceived or that your music is just a pipe-dream or that you suck. If you listen long enough, you will begin to believe them and there is power in agreement, so now you stand with an army of people who don't believe in you!!!

STEP 3 - Always Think Negatively

STEP 3 - Always Think Negatively: No matter what, you have to keep a negative attitude about everything, especially your music or art. If you put negativity out there in the universe, it will come back to you in the form of you not making it. Once in a while, you might feel inspired to think good thoughts about yourself or your music, but this will only lead to success, so be careful what you think about....

STEP 4 - Use Anger, Hatred & Jealousy

STEP 4 - Use Anger, Hatred & Jealousy: Be sure to use anger, hatred and jealousy to promote your music. People are very put-off by this, so you can almost count on immediate results from any form of negativity that is directed towards someone else. If you are jealous towards other people's success, then chances are, the universe will make sure that you don't make it.

STEP 5 - Move Somewhere Remote

STEP 5 - Move Somewhere Remote: This is not absolutely imperative, but it will surely help, if you can move as far away the entertainment hubs as possible, you have an even better chance of never making it. Avoid places like Hollywood, Nashville, New York, Etc. There are too many opportunities in places like this and if you are located there now, you might want to consider moving somewhere like Grass Valley, California or any other place where people never make it in music or win the lottery.

STEP 6 - Act Like You Are

STEP 6 - Act Like You Are: One thing you will need to do, no matter what is to act like you are doing all this stuff to get famous. That way, people won't ask you why you are so talented, but haven't made it yet. Get a Daily Blog and write in it religiously, but don't expect people to actually read it, cause they won't. Get a Twitter account and start tweeting your every move. No one will give a rat's ass about you or what you are doing, but it still makes it look like you are trying to get famous.

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